Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.

Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."

by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011

shaljoke

Something that is so lame you end up laughing even if you don't feel like it

Trisha: Let me tell you a joke.

Rosh: Ok.

Trisha: So one day a whole bunch of cheese were getting into an elevator. The elevator was getting packed and when one cheese stepped in, the OVERLOAD sign flashed repeatedly. Which cheese was it?

Rosh: Huh? Dunno. Tell me. I give up.

Trisha: Feta Cheese!!! (Fatter Cheese) Geddit?!

Rosh: ....... WTF! That's such a shaljoke. hahaha

by Ferocious Desires February 13, 2010

shallic

tiny phallic symbol...one that is obviously representing a small erection

the seattle space needle certainly is not shallic in its delivery

by spectralux November 23, 2009

Sallomy

Famous man Sallomy, very hot man, owner of stepford County roblox, will probably take over roblox soon.

Sallomy is Famous and the best mans ever

by Wakotrako October 23, 2019

scallopwned

To be pwned by scallops (can be used with other marine life).

Dude, that guy was scallopwned!

by crazyguy832 December 7, 2006

shallow

shallow r ppl like me who just cant help themselves but fall for all the wrong ppl JUST because of their looks bc thts all the matters in their minds is social standing...social life=happiness no matter wat u half to do to get there..no1 is truely shallow but just chooses not to let themselves b hurt by not showing there true feelings because it would allow them to get hurt and they mite be "different" O NO god forbidd but unfortunatly thts the way the world works..pretty girls are shallow bitches..they are shallow bitches bc guys dont like the fact that they rnt good enuf for her so she MUST b shallow but really they rnt its stereotypical in most cases...but every hottie needs a hottie of their own so if u wanna call it shallow go ahead but its how im gonna b livingg it upp

ew no u cant date him on a hotness scale of 1-10 hes not a 12 meaning..UNDATABLEE

by tiffanyy January 21, 2005

shallamar

1)sexiest man in the world who is bound to give you a great sex life
2)a guy with a really big dick

1)"That guy was is soo Shallamar!!"
2)"He's so Shallamar, hot"

by YukiLove June 28, 2008