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Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.
Temperature Selfie by darkralph January 23, 2014
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Finger selfie 

A photo that accidently or intentionally portrays one or more of your fingers.

A very common accident, when photographing blinded by sunlight, or taking the picture in a hurry. Can also occur when someone got a bling ring, or new nails and want to show it on a photo.
"haha, you got yourself some finger selfies right there!"

#fingerselfie

"She just shared another fingerselfie with that engagement ring on FB"
Finger selfie by jrbk June 13, 2014

Fatal Selfie 

Where you die while trying to take a selfie; or even doing something so dangerous it can almost be fatal.
Parker don't lean over the cliff that can lead to a Fatal Selfie and so you'll be dead
selfie
Fatal Selfie by RealAWolF May 17, 2016

Umijay selfie 

The act of two taking a selfie looking down into the front camera with a smile.
Let's take an Umijay selfie after you've finishing vaping
Umijay selfie by #1UmijayFan September 7, 2023

shit selfie 

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.
"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"
shit selfie by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015

Blue bitmoji selfie 

Person who uses this bitmoji selfie is a stoner , a dealer or a weirdo. Or all of that.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.
Did you see that y/n has a Blue bitmoji selfie?
-Yeah, y/n is a typical stoner

struggle selfie

When your front camera doesn't work so you have to take pictures with the back end camera not knowing what you look like until after the picture is taken.
Ted: My phone can no longer take pictures using the front camera. I'll just use the back camera and position it right to take this selfie.
Joanne: Stop taking struggle selfies