Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC

I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!

by Chickhead January 1, 2020

Scootertrash

A female who enjoys to ride behind a 1% fully patched, motorcycle enthusiast.

Hey, Scootertrash, no butt, no putt. Ass, grass, or gas no body rides for free.

by Old man pat July 9, 2021

scooterfromrazor

the funniest person alive tbh. whenever i’m in a bad mood scooter always makes me laugh. we love u☹️

"scooterfromrazor rocks dude😂"

by alex !! October 2, 2021

scooterbraunforever

the hottest and most amazing person to ever exist

“do you love scooterbraunforever?”
“obviously!! she’s perfect!”

by hottie_feet_yas March 13, 2022

Scootered

When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !

Holy I'm fucking scootered!

by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024

Scootered

When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer

Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!

by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024