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Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.
Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.
by Pialinist July 5, 2020
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Science Denier

A person who openly denies results published by the global scientific community, usually for economic or political reasons.

In the United States, most science deniers are Republicans who believe that climate change doesn't exist and that homosexuality is a choice and not something that is determined via genetics during a fetus' development
Donald Trump is a Science Denier, he claimed that Global Warming was a hoax invented by the Chinese.
by Super Thicc January 29, 2017
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Kansas Science

Humbuggery. B.S. The opposite of "science" as the rest of the world understands it.

A result of the Kansas school board redefining science to accomodate the creationist viewpoint embodied in so-called Intelligent Design.
Gravity is caused by elves. Faeries are responsible for the behavior of electrons. Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. This is all provable by Kansas Science!
by James Burke July 24, 2008
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sciency

Stuff that normal people dont understand and will never understand!
This shit is too sciency for me! whatevs!
by redfj December 21, 2016
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Science

A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.
Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Triple Science Syndrome

The syndrome of being in a Triple Science class for too long that you are surrounded by girls who study everyday and have no life, therefore you reach the point of desperation whereby your vision is blurred.
You think that girl is cute? C'mon get rid of that Triple Science Syndrome already!
by TSSyndrome October 3, 2010
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Voodoo Science

Something that is or seems unreal. When something looks too impossible to have been made by any other means. Successfully combining two things that should mix.
So you are telling me i can get soda from this if i pour water into this bottle, Man that is some Voodoo Science!. You can't mix those two milks together they have different expiration dates on them that is Voodoo Science.
by RicRWA January 1, 2012
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