spammercial

The kind of commercials that air on cable channels that are identified by their less than stellar quality. These usually advertise tourist destinations, lawyers, work-from-home programs, ringtones, and male enhancement drugs.

Ronnie: Yo, whatchu' watchin'?
Brandon: Well, South Park, until this spammercial with a talking fox came on.

by Brett Hatfield March 5, 2008

scamperbj

A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.

You dawg, I got a scamperbj the other day and it was sweet

by jeff69_ October 8, 2008

scamerl

an insult, a packing term.

Shut the fuck up you scamerl.
You suck at everything you scamerl.

by scamerl February 5, 2010

smammered

a term that refers to being completely fucked up, dont know where you are, and or high.

"i was completely smammered last weekend"

"lets go get smammered!"

by TheDaggerBitch October 4, 2011

Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

spammertising

The act of using spam to advertise.

We used spammertising to reach 27,000 un-knowing potential lawsuits, er, customers.

by JustinMacReRe April 18, 2013

Scamper

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk

"Quick, scamper, dad's home!"

by Minecraft miner 101 June 15, 2018