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University of San Francisco 

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley

La Villa Real de la Santa Fe de San Francisco de Asís

Full name of Santa Fe, New Mexico.
A: yo bro where are you going?
B: La Villa Real de la Santa Fe de San Francisco de Asís.
A: the fuck?

San Fagcisco 

A nickname for San Fransisco due to it having so many gays, lesbians and bisexuals
I love San Fagcisco because of all the lesbians man
San Fagcisco by tory borty December 27, 2012

San Francisky 

A diminutive nickname of San Francisco. Not very popular, but rather an obscure reference to a Sid Dithers quote from Second City Television (SCTV)...

Less offensive to locals than other nicknames for The City, such as "Frisco" or "San Fran".
Sid Dithers: "San Francisky? So how did you came, did you drove or did you flew?"

San Fransico 

A medium sized metropolis on the western coast of the United States. Known as the City by the Bay. SF is the most beautiful city in America, and probably the world (in your face Paris). The weather is generally mild all year round but it can get a little chilly in the winter and it is occasionally hot in the summer.
I'd move to San Fransisco today, but then everyone would think I was gay.
San Fransico by Urban Hitchhiker September 15, 2005

San Fransisco slippers 

Knee pads. Usually worn by some candy ass sissy when sucking cock.
I see Adam has his San Fransisco slippers on.
He must be planning on sucking some cock tonight.