Salad Bar
Salad Bar by TheTotalTruth1312 April 13, 2012
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Salad Creations
A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.
Salad Creations by Seizureman October 7, 2007
Salad Tong
A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.
Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!
Salad Tong by snottypants angel April 10, 2011
Salad-Rape
The act of depositing excrement upon an unsuspecting lover/victims body then proceeding to ejaculate upon said excrement
Alew-Yo dude did you hear?...Bernie Salad-Raped that girls face at the party last tuesday
What's Salad-Rape
I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com
What's Salad-Rape
I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com
Salad-Rape by Master of salad December 21, 2008
salad face
1.A person who is over confident to the point where it will make others want to lay a piggy beat down on them. Not so much because they are confident, but the fact that they are confident and don’t really know shit.
2.A male who usually talks about 4056 times louder than necessary, and wears his ipod when doing so. But when the "salad face" takes off said ipod he talks about 5004 times louder.
3.Again a male that wears short shorts that would only be seen on dead female or in some cases transvestite hookers.
4.A person who after spending to much time working with computers that their brains have turned to cold slaw and they loose short term memory and ask the same questions over and over again.
5.A person who devours salad with all the manners of flaming Christmas tree (which to say salad face has no manners) and while eating said salad proceeds to throw it pieces of it every where, including but not limited to his hair and up his nose. Or in some rare cases his whole body appears to be made of salad.
2.A male who usually talks about 4056 times louder than necessary, and wears his ipod when doing so. But when the "salad face" takes off said ipod he talks about 5004 times louder.
3.Again a male that wears short shorts that would only be seen on dead female or in some cases transvestite hookers.
4.A person who after spending to much time working with computers that their brains have turned to cold slaw and they loose short term memory and ask the same questions over and over again.
5.A person who devours salad with all the manners of flaming Christmas tree (which to say salad face has no manners) and while eating said salad proceeds to throw it pieces of it every where, including but not limited to his hair and up his nose. Or in some rare cases his whole body appears to be made of salad.
Examples list to match defs above.
1.Ah man here comes salad face, i know that mother fucker is going brag about how fast he shit his pants after he got out of his car.
2.Salad face dont take out your head phones, cause then i cant ingnore you.
3.Why the fuck is salad face whereing those short shorts, is he working the corner or some thing.
4.Yes i said i already played half life 2 ya fucking salad face.
5.OMG salad face just exploded, and its raining salad.
1.Ah man here comes salad face, i know that mother fucker is going brag about how fast he shit his pants after he got out of his car.
2.Salad face dont take out your head phones, cause then i cant ingnore you.
3.Why the fuck is salad face whereing those short shorts, is he working the corner or some thing.
4.Yes i said i already played half life 2 ya fucking salad face.
5.OMG salad face just exploded, and its raining salad.
salad face by LordPiggyinton April 4, 2005
Salad Penis
Salad Penis by lunchboxes September 8, 2006