by Chris February 5, 2005
Get the stapleton mug.A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.
"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling
"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling
"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.
by ArmyDave October 1, 2006
Get the shit swap mug.When you are with your significant other having a serious sex session, showered, teeth brushed, you each have a fresh piece of gum, lots of kissing and breathing into eachother's mouth, gotta be fresh. The two pieces of gum quickly turn into one piece of gum because of oral sex, and various other sex acts. Extra points if it can be done without words, spitting it to an open mouth is also an extra point move, not recommended for ameteurs.
Make out heavy petting, kissing, heavy breathing.
Gum Swap (This is where the gums "mix it up") Woman goes down on hairy hairy pierced man nipples. Woman goes back up to making out. Gum Swap! Man goes down on woman. Fingers her. Woman cums. Penetrates woman, fucks her for a while until he is about to cum. Gum Swap! Woman goes down. Man grabs woman under the arms and throws her on her back.
Gum Swap!......And so it goes until they are lying beside eachother. Whoever has the gum last, bites it in half, and kisses it into the other person's mouth. AHHHH GUM SWAP!
Gum Swap (This is where the gums "mix it up") Woman goes down on hairy hairy pierced man nipples. Woman goes back up to making out. Gum Swap! Man goes down on woman. Fingers her. Woman cums. Penetrates woman, fucks her for a while until he is about to cum. Gum Swap! Woman goes down. Man grabs woman under the arms and throws her on her back.
Gum Swap!......And so it goes until they are lying beside eachother. Whoever has the gum last, bites it in half, and kisses it into the other person's mouth. AHHHH GUM SWAP!
by Lick my balls, I like that. February 28, 2008
Get the Gum Swap mug.An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.
Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.
Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.
Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.
Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
by ntloser December 10, 2008
Get the swappy swap mug.A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.
Awesome moshing music!
Awesome moshing music!
Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?
Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!
Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!
by arekushi July 1, 2008
Get the PROZACK STAPLE mug.by That white kid. September 8, 2010
Get the Stap mug.the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.
by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013
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