Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump May 15, 2018
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump May 15, 2018
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stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
by OateeBoatFlash November 19, 2022
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Stump jumping

The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.
I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.
by Cantinfluence May 05, 2024
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bump stumps

When two females rub their vaginas together.
When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
by Explainatorium June 09, 2020
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Kicking the Stump

"Kicking the stump" refers to engaging in activities that are ultimately unproductive and futile, often imposed by an employer or authority figure, despite their lack of meaningful impact or effectiveness. These actions are typically repetitive, redundant, and serve little purpose beyond fulfilling arbitrary or bureaucratic requirements. This term captures the essence of tasks that waste time and resources without contributing to any significant outcome or progress.
Despite knowing the prospects had already declined the offer due to higher prices, the sales team spent their afternoon kicking the stump by making follow-up calls, as mandated by their manager.
by The Irony Insurgent July 09, 2024
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stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"
by LillDaryl April 29, 2022
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