too stoned to have sex

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

by Katie May 7, 2005

sex-stoned

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

by chris July 16, 2008

stoked

excited, psyched, pumped up

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."

by Ian April 4, 2003

Stoked

To be excited about something.

I am stoked about going to california!

by John WR August 12, 2005

stole muh thunda

when someone elses problems, or moment to shine over shadows yours and wut u deserve

that bitch stole muh thunda!!!!! y did her dog haveta die???? now my doesnt matter!!!!

by scrubbies October 15, 2004

stolid

The combination of being "stellar" and "solid", thus creating the word "Stolid"

That was stolid!

by Gangst from Up North December 16, 2008

stonedn0n

An ownage character in the MMORPG, RuneScape

Wow, Stonedn0n totally kicked my ass.

by ElliottG May 7, 2007