Shalking

When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.

I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.

by Gelatini May 19, 2011

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text stacking

v. When person "a" sends multiple texts to person "b" without giving time for person "b" to read and/or reply between texts.

Occasionally a reply can be started by person "b", but typing will be interrupted by a new message from person "a".

Frequently occurs when person "a" is bored at work and has nothing better going on.

"Andrew is text stacking me...again"

Inbox: 3 new messages from Andrew
Received: 10:32:10 pm, 10:32:13 pm, 10:32:15 pm.

by jvtinspiredbyvorn September 15, 2010

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Smalking

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

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