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stagette

Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.
"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.
by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011
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United States of America

A great country that is heavily stereotyped, (just like every other country), contains 50 mostly good states, has one of the largest populations, has territories all around the world, and was founded on July 4, 1776 due to the writing of the Declaration of Independence followed by the American Revolution. Urban Dictionary probably isn't the best source to get information about it. For a more in-depth and unbiased opinion, look on Wikipedia
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Not welcome in the red states

Did you hear? Susans no longer welcome in the red states!
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contiguous United States

All of the connected United States. The lower 48. Excludes Alaska and Hawaii.
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Manchester united states of america

english football team that has been taken over by american business men, and has now been comically named man - u-s-a or manchester united - states of america
sum1: "u heard about that crappy manchester united?"
me: "u mean Manchester united states of america"
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stage four clinger

When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him
He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.
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united states

AMERICA (United States) - the greatest country on earth
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