Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

yosemite squirrel

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.

(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.

by emvyous July 2, 2020

sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.

"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"

by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020

Squirrel cheekin’

When a girl puts the whole male sack in her mouth and moves each nut to one side of her mouth.

Damn that girl gave me the best squirrel Cheekin’ Of my life last night

by Brice Thomas/Sean Turner August 4, 2018

Bushy squirrel

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.

“The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.

"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."

by VengeanceVali May 1, 2009

somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.

I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011