pop a squat

To sit down, usually used by kids.

Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.

Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.

by Alex Nichols June 3, 2005

squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)

wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!

by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017

squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

Squat Thot

Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.

"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

Azn Squat

A sitting position pioneered by the asain population. Passed from generation to generation. This position/ ability is now engrained in all asians' DNA. This anatomical position strategically places the posterior over one's heels. Thus, allowing one's behind to remain clean while staying low to the ground. This position is often used by children playing, adults eating/cleaning, and azn gangstas doing their drugz.

Yo mang, yoou see them viet gangsta doing drugs?

Yeh dudes. I seent them azn squatting like foolz in a circle.

by Jangsta Rife. October 25, 2010

fleetwood squat

Sexual position; when the woman rides a man, but her knees and feet are out exceptionally wide

My French wife was so excited after watching Europe win the Ryder Cup, we went straight upstairs, and she gave me a Fleetwood squat.

by Powerfulgood September 30, 2018