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1337 Speak 

The unholy, god awful creation of mankind that is spoken exclusively by maga-nerds. 1337 Speak is common in many games, usually pc, where words are written in number (1234567890 etc.) or symbols (!@#$%^&*`~,.<>/;'\-=?:"{}|_+) and is for people who think that they're too good to for letters.
1337 Speak: | |*\/\//\/3|) 900, 900 4|23 73|-| 5|_|><0|25!!!!!

Translation: I pwned joo, joo are teh suxors!!!!!

Get it?

Me neather...
1337 Speak by zobodobokobo September 23, 2009

trucker-speak 

A set of terms that everyday truck drivers use and are also stereotyped to be used by truck drivers.

Some well-known trucker terms:

Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.

City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.

Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.

County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.

Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.
Truck Driver: "I was drivin' down the road and on my way to the truckstop I saw six Evel Knievels, five City Kitties, five Local Yokels, three County Mounties, and two Smokey Bears."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."
trucker-speak by smking59 June 4, 2009

Nerd Speak [nerd] 

1. Language of nerds
2. Language spoken by nerds in reference to gaming, computers, math, etc.
Omg, I can't understand all this "nerd speak nerd".

operation just let them speak 

Liberal plot to make Republicans sound stupid, by providing ample opportunity for Republicans to speak on critical issues.
Operation just let them speak has worked well with educated people who think for themselves using fact-based knowledge but is not working very well on those that have limited potential for critical thinking and cannot distinguish fact from fiction.

"It is not bribery unless you get away with it." "He was not asking for them to investigate all he was doing was asking them to say they were investigating Biden." "climate change is not happening"
A form of communication originally created by 12 year old girls using AOL Instant Messenger. Unfortunately this form of communication has spread and is now widely used, and is the parent language of other forms - such as leet (1337), and txt-spk.
lol, rofl, lmfao, roflcopter, omg!!!111"1!, omfg!!1!212!!1one, wot, wat, hu, lo, wtf, fo, and so on...
AOL Speak by Purple Man May 18, 2005

idiot speak 

1. Moronic variants of common vulgarities, such as friggin', shiot, biotch, etc. (Sometimes incorrectly referred to ghetto slang).

2. Moronic concoctions that pass as language in systems such as "rap ebonics". "Fo' shizzle my nizzle," and all its relative -izzle cognates are idiot speak.

3. Any locution of George W. Bush, or any other Republican.
1. "That friggin' biotch ate my friggin' shiot," said Dellas, referring to her missing homework. After giving her a good beating, the teacher forbade her to use such idiot speak.

2. Snoop Dog regularly uses idiot speak.

3. The State of the Union address for 2003 was nothing but idiot speak.
idiot speak by Jacon (jay-son) August 24, 2003

1337 speak 

1337 Speak has its roots much earlier than days of the internet. Telegraph operators used many of the common 1337 words seen today when sending messages in morse code. It made messages much shorter and faster to send via telegrapy. Some common words used by telegraphers that crept into 1337 speak: you: u; are: r; are you: ru; yours: urs; See you again; cuagn; before b4; See you later: cul; good morning: gm; good evening: ge; back to you: btu; weather: wx; old man: om; young lady: yl; wife: xyl; hear: hr; good: gud; pause: bt; from: fm; today: 2day; and: es; Farenheit: f; temperature: temp; degrees: deg
Typical morse code transmission by a ham radio operator using what is now condidered 1337 speak:
hi om bt gud to hr fm u 2day bt wx hr warm es sunny bt temp hr 46 deg f bt so btu john
1337 speak by Jim Pope January 17, 2007