The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'
Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!
by wellwitted November 7, 2009
Get the Shoulder stroke mug.(shoulder raper) one who gives unwanted massages to people. Generally a male to a female. once more, the female is generally on the more attractive side and is way out of the alleged 'raper's' league. The victim usually feels awkward but will act alright with it and simply call the rapist out when he leaves.
(hot girl is sitting down and rapist comes behind and tries to massage her shoulder's without asking. He then leaves when he has had his fix.)
onlooker of shoulder rape: wow Jane, i can't believe he just came up behind you and put his hands all over you like that!
Girl (victim) - I know right, that shoulder raper is such a creeper!
onlooker of shoulder rape: wow Jane, i can't believe he just came up behind you and put his hands all over you like that!
Girl (victim) - I know right, that shoulder raper is such a creeper!
by funnydude10 November 11, 2009
Get the shoulder raper mug.to spot a smokin' chick and position yourself in a spot where she can not see you stare at her, usually a person would pretend to talk to someone to do this.
(Dude spots girl and moves too look like hes staring at friend)
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.
friend: Dude, why are you staring like that?
you: im shoulder looking at the hot chick at your six.
by mysterious Will July 15, 2010
Get the shoulder looking mug.A nice way of calling someone a retard
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something
by The retarded walrus November 13, 2011
Get the Shoulder Biscuit mug.The act of one's shoulder becoming aroused by any means, resulting in the shoulder to spasm uncontrollalby
Zack: Sam what's wrong with your shoulder? Why does it keep moving around?
Sam: I don't know what's happening.
Zack: Probably just a shoulgasm.
Sam: I don't know what's happening.
Zack: Probably just a shoulgasm.
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