reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months

Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.

by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

smash session

To partake in sexual activities and gain multiple orgasms/evacuations in any desired time period.

"Baby are you down for a smash session after the club tonight? "

by 6ixFoe January 31, 2024

Yapping session

"Yapping session" is an expression used for caracterising a speech, talk, or a class that results in annoyance or even sleep, if the subject is as uninteresting as the person speaking.

Student 1: That was the biggest yapping session I've ever heard.
Student 2: Fr! I wasn't paying attention at all!
Student 3: Our Biology teacher loves yapping, even the smartest guy fell asleep.
Student 4 (a.k.a. the smartest guy in the A class of 11th grade and still asleep): What was the subject?

by tfv07 February 9, 2024

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Slave Session

Where you hang a slave then wen they are beheaded you throat fuck the corpse till your cum drips out everywhole

I just had a crazy slave session she was stone cold

by MasterCandy February 13, 2024

Breeding Session

When a bunch of dudes run a train on some hot slut, each nutting inside her. Usually, satisfies a woman's need to be filled up, and reminds her that she is a good little fuck hole

Trixie was a little down now that her friends were all getting married and having kids, so at a party she gathered a bunch of guys to have a breeding session. When word got around every dude at the party was having a go at nutting inside her tight pussy

by chorizogordo April 5, 2024