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the kush salesman

the kush salesman is some shady looking guy in my town
by shum12345 July 27, 2010
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Travelling Vacuum salesman

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.
So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.
by Captain Ben7 May 12, 2011
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door to door salesman

A crap job that involves breaking into peoples' homes and offering them crap they don't want. This includes phony vacation offers, annoying election information, shady fundraisers, and fake IRS scams.

You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.

Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
As soon I was about to leave to get pizza, I got interrupted by a door to door salesman about a stupid fundraiser. I told him to back off.
by The Real Driller January 1, 2023
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mount de sales

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"
by Former student '05 May 3, 2005
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Car Salesmen

A slang term used to refer to liberals or democrats.
Look at all these car salesmen getting ready for Shillary to cuck their country away.
by JohnMcM3435 September 24, 2016
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Watermelon salesman

1. Someone who enjoys the company of many African-Americans.

2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.

3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.
I loves me some niggas

Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks

cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb
by the watermelon salesman April 24, 2009
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tar sands

An improper name given to the Athabasca oil sands by tree hugging hippies with useless university degrees. They seem to think it makes the general public take their side and boycott north american produced oil in favour of oil from nations with questionable governments/interests.
Uneducated hippie: "stop mining the tar sands, save the earth!"

Businessman: "it's not tar you dumbass, it's a synthetic form of oil called bitumen. Here's some change, go home"
by yyc403 February 18, 2014
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