Salem

a not so friendly city where teenage kids from my neck of the woods, aka danvers, topsfield, or boxford, only venture for popcorn at the sketchy willows (in a large group of course), to watch our sports teams play (until we get threatened to get beat up), or to the purple scorpian to get something pierced because we're too old to go to the haunted houses but too young to get into the good bars. Otherwise, we're too scared.

boy 1: dude, let's go to salem tonight.
boy 2: why the hell would we go to salam?
boy 1: dude...the popcorn at the willows...
boy 2: let's go!

by massgirl November 13, 2005

salem

Salem is an elite boarding school located in Southern Germany on Lake Constance. Founded in 1920 by Kurt Hahn, Salem is considered the best school in Germany and one of the most famous boarding schools in the world.

Today, students of Salem are arrogant rich kids who like to wear Polo shirts and Burberry scarves. They also like to visit the local pub Galgen and spend each about 300 Euros every night there.

Alumni includes the Queen of Spain and Prince Philip the Duke of Edinburgh.

Salemer, wo seid ihr?

by Ursula Maier November 9, 2007

Salami

Gorgeous hunk of man, who can be used for amazing things of any kind, and is also a very delectable snack

Dayumm Salami you looking fine today!

by personwhowritesstuff January 26, 2011

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

salami-ing

The process of searching or deciding on which salami you like the best. Done by visiting meat shops and deli's where ever possible.

When Jerry went salami-ing, he realized that his favorite salami is smoked german salami.

by dfathers December 12, 2007

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.

Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!

by Son of Dick February 3, 2009

salami pussy

When the lips a pussy are stuck to the sides of the pussy and are sticky like a piece of salami

Jason: Dayum look at that salami pussy nunzio: that shit looks sticky as fuck

by Whistle penisNator February 25, 2018