keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

by jevanyn November 14, 2011

rachael ray sux

A funny, and often misunderstood Livejournal community dedicated to bashing Rachael Ray.

Dude, go to the Rachael Ray Sux board. It's so funny!

by hp12345 August 4, 2007

harry richard

another name for a hairy cock, also can be used as a fake name when prank calling someone

Hey check out Harry Richard!
"whose that??"
Ughh... you're disgusting!!

by Harry richard the third May 6, 2008

richard gere

To do something off at the last minute with little preparation. To pull something out of ones butt. Akin to "pulling a rabbit out of a hat".

Due to all of the deadlines, I had to Richard Gere that presentation.

by primenerd September 26, 2006

Richard Braintree

A cast member of the psychological horror game, Silent Hill 4: The Room. He is Henry's psychotic, stalker-skinning, child hating neighbor who the player meets in the Building World. He later appears as the seizure, convulsing victim who can teleport and attack madly.

-Richard Braintree: "Then there must be something wrong with the whole apartment building..."

by Joseph Schreiber November 15, 2009

Richard Bruegmann

- a tall male, long arms, and legs. Caring, kind, loving gentlemen. He will keep anything away from you, he won't speak his mind, only to his closest friends. He'll treat his girl right, and will apologize after every single mistake he's made, will go through anything for her no matter what. He keeps his loved ones close, and spaces himself from others. Has great style. He can't manage money right, and will use all his money at once. Good-looking, and has all the ladies on him. He's only outgoing if your close. Kind-hearted. You will learn to appreciate his awkward-ness, and love him to death. Over protective with his loved ones. Nice eyebrows. Very good baller, and hates sprinting.

Friend: who's that ?

Pho: That's Richard Bruegmann?! The most perfect boy in my eyes..

Friend Omg, he is cute, and he has great style.

Pho & Friend: I love Richard... *sigh*

by chicken shit pho January 1, 2012

Richard Woods

A name that means homosexual and very hairy down in the pubic area, usually smelling of ball sack and or wieners. A Richard Woods usually wouldn't shower or take care of anything to do with personal hygiene before going out in public.

Wow that guy over there should be named Richard Woods!

by I R SMURT February 13, 2015