Rules of Feminism

As referred to in Mean Girls, the Rules of Feminism state that no girl can date her friend's:
Ex-Boyfriends,
Crushes,
or
Relatives
Follow these simple rules and avoid hell in Girl World.

"Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!" - Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)

by R!aaaachellll July 19, 2007

Rule 803

Rule number 803 says that for every rule there is a loophole.

As defined in Sabrina The Teenage Witch Ep #13 "Jenny's Non-Dream" by the Rule Keeper stating Rule 803

by Hrliss July 11, 2009

Rule 412

If there are any undefined rules, then it is your responsibility to define them.

Person 1: Rule 412 is undefined
Person B: Rule 412
Person 1: What !?!

by -meh...my name doesn't matter August 9, 2010

Ja-rule

A seemingly unintelligent 'gangsta rapper'... suffice to say a Tupac wannabe. This can be seen in the type and position of the tatoos on his body, and his hair style, among other things. Thinks he is a really good rapper and all-round tough guy, but then again has been accused of taking too much ecstasy, looking like a 'peanut-man', singing and acting like a trick, and of course allowing himself to be extorted...Twice. Also known to have really rubbish flows. Therefore doesn't really qualify as a rapper, let alone a gangsta rapper, especially if he keeps having an air around him of one who is the greatest^o. A status which as the general consensus of reality goes, he is NOWHERE close to reaching.


P.S. No personal vendetta against him or Ashanti Douglas(see example below)

Rap fan #1-"Ja-rule has another ghetto love song"
Rap fan #2-"So what else is new? He didn't do another song with Ashanti did he?!"

Ja-rule dissed Em in a song... well tried to, but sort of lost it when he quoted beyoncé in the same song.

by P.K.T June 3, 2004

Rule 27

Never knowingly be serious. A rule created by the Doctor in the popular BBC series Doctor Who during the series 6 episode "Let's Kill Hitler".

(The Doctor comes out wearing a tux and a top hat.)

River: You're dying! And you stopped to change?

The Doctor: Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408. Amelia Pond. Judgment Death machine. Why am I not surprised? Sonic cane.

River: Are you serious?

The Doctor: Never knowingly. Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27. You might want to write these down.

by Sophia42 November 14, 2011

The Thomas Rule

You may not go to someone else’s window in CoD Zombies and steal their kills.

“Man this dude Gabe at my window killing my zombies. He’s breaking The Thomas Rule.”

by 6fears7 January 7, 2023

The Broadhurst Rule

Rule that is put into effect on certain social occasions that require multiple people to split a bill that could potentially cause complications. Someone must state ahead of time that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" or else no one can be expected to observe it. When the rule is in effect, everyone attending the event must bring cash so no debit or credit cards have to be thrown onto the table in a massive, confusing pile. If someone forgets to observe the rule, they must pay for the whole bill with their card or leave right away at the beginning of the event.

You and 5 friends are going out to dinner to celebrate someone's birthday, ahead of time you state that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" everyone except your friend Wayne brings cash to split the bill. Wayne now has to pay for the whole bill.

by marcusincharge January 29, 2014