Rowell

A man with the IQ of 4845. He is kind, gracious and cares for others. He is the guy to look into your eyes dreamily, telling you, "I love you.", before closing his eyes and leaning in for a kiss. Not only does he have brains, he also has brawns. He can lift you up in the air, and throw you to Jupiter. Indeed, he is amazing. His favourite food to eat is raw pufferfish, with poison and all.

Jack: Man, I wish I can be a Rowell, he's good at everything!
Tom: Me too!

by YeetMyMeatToHam October 21, 2018

Rowan Cahill

An absolute legend who makes the greatest memes of all time
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower

Person 1: Hey, you know Rowan Cahill?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.

by secreturbandictionaryuser March 20, 2019

Rowan

someone who typed their name to see the stupid results

why did you do this Rowan?!

by ggg555 October 28, 2019

Rowntree Rodeo

the act of anal sex

That gay bloke loves to bum his boyfriend hard. It's a real Rowntree Rodeo

by The Course January 9, 2012

Rowie

The infamous rowie otherwise labelled more formally and conveniently as the buttery is a long time aberdeenshire food legacy. Originally baked to fuel the hardy fishermen of the north sea, this fat dense Scottish bread roll traditionally with lard as its keystone can take on anything, including your entire cardiovascular system. The only thing delicate about this food delicacy is its status as a lesser known s-tier food! This is especially true in an increasingly globalised world with rowies now being available for online order, making rowie withdrawal symptoms far less common amongst those who cant travel to the beautiful lands that are the north east of Scotland.

How do you like your rowies in the morning?

I like them very much and I also like them at noon, evening and night! But my heart don't.

A 4 pack of rowies goes great with a pack of gaviscon!

by Minddump August 24, 2021

rowling

someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so disappointed to even say their name

You're a rowling

by M4rt January 25, 2023

Henry Rowengartner

a fictional but legendary closer for the
Cubs. Who learned to pitch from Gary Busey after that he struck out Barry Bonds before the steroid algations.
he is also a term for a player every terrible team needs

"Damn man the Washington Nationals need some relievers"
" I know i think we Need Henry Rowengartner or Chet Steadman"

by Thaddeus Hermanson September 26, 2008