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a term used to describe excessive masturbation, often times performed alone, late at night, in a dark corner of your living room or dog house. More often than not, the said locations will contain a computer, with one of your annoying friends interrupting you on whatever chat program you use.
pat: oh hey adam

adam: ........

pat: adam?

adam: TRYING TO ROBOT

pat: oh, sorry :/
by heyoldzz October 18, 2008
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robot pleasuredome

A gladiatorial robot love arena where robot sexual tension is resolved
The robots had hypothesized about their reproductive capabilities, but were unable to experimentally verify their theories until they arrived at the robot pleasuredome.
by sloafmaster January 11, 2010
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Robot Arming

To express the act of blindly shoveling food into ones mouth in excessive amounts.
Ann: OMG - did you see her robot arming those chips?
Emily: I know! She ate the whole bag in 5 minutes.
by Patchoddilly January 14, 2011
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Roboticist

A person who designs, builds, programs, and experiments with robots. Usually someone with engineering background.

Robotics is a highly interdisciplinary field, thus a roboticists often have backgrounds in a number of disciplines including computer science, mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, and art.
That autonomous vehicle was developed by roboticist Mark Yim
by iRoboticist April 2, 2012
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robotscrewer

NO OFFENSE MEANT OR INTENDED
A women who prefers vibrators or sex toys to the company of men
Friend: did you fuck her
Other friend: Nah she was a robotscrewer
by djhero66 December 22, 2014
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regotti

Something you have to do. These things come along once in a lifetime and seem like a fantastic opportunity, but are really just mediocre at best. Going to a restaurant hoping to eat chicken-pork-beef-chicken-cheetos-fritos-doritos-tostitos-sammies on wonder bread and finding a miller lite and a sandwich from sheetz where that bitch put too much ranch on your sandwich AGAIN.
You gotta Regotti.

I don't want to, last time she put too much ranch on my sandwich.

YOU GOTTA. RE-GOTT-I.
by breedify January 25, 2017
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