Doot rod

A penis

Then I put my doot rod in her pussy.

by El duce of QBN July 23, 2016

God's Rod

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat

Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"

by rypring April 23, 2010

Lower the Rod

The final step of reeling in the big one after appropriately teasing with your bait and tackle.
(Derived from the Sega Genesis game: Bass Fishing)

Bruno: Hey look at Ben with that redhead over there.
Riley: HEY BEN, LOWER THE ROD!!!

by xXxProBassChampion24xXx March 5, 2014

Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB

Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod

by Los Muertos April 6, 2017

lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not

He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!

by magicmist April 26, 2016

la rod

fat man that play football

la rod is a boomer

by mr me 69 May 19, 2022

The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015