Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 17, 2010

P-Rod

nickname for paul rodriguez jr.hot down-ass skater for girl skateboards and nike sb. son of the famous comedian paul rodriguez sr. lives in chatsworth.

yo i saw P-Rod skating tha other day man!

by wherethafckisizzy December 28, 2004

hot rod carl

This is where a person is taking a shit out of a car window and receiving head at the same time.

As my mom drove my girlfriend and I back from a lovely dinner with my grandmother, my girlfriend proceeded to give me a hot rod carl.

by Goud October 29, 2004

Golden Rod

It is what the greatest prn stars name is

Golden Rod is not affraid to stand next anyone in the bathroom, The few the proud the Golden Rod, Golden Rod strong, Hi have we met Im Golden Roc, Golden Rod can rock you like a hurrican

by Realitybatman April 2, 2009

A-ROD

Example of what an overpaid salary can buy which dont add up to shit cause the individual is a worthless piece of fucking shit!!!

Boy that A-ROD really sucks!!!

by CYN1CAL MIKE August 7, 2009

J-Rod

1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.

2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.

He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.

by Sweaty Bear December 1, 2009

closet rod in the ass

When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.

John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.

Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.

(two weeks later)

John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?

Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.

John: Really!? What a fag!

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012