riding the rodeo

When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".

Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.

by ReidBoy December 21, 2006

goat rodeo

A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.

"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."

by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008

randi rhodes

Air America radio legend and a folk hero of South Florida.

Did you hear Randi Rhodes today, when she ripped Bush to hell, she rocks!

by Lu Cifer October 22, 2004

Molesey rodeo

Basically the same as a Rodeo execpt 4 u get a fit bird to come back 2 your house and u get ur mate to hide in the cupboard naked and then u engage in doggy style sex with the girl. When u are about 2 cum yell 'Rodeo!!' and exit the girl and get ur mate to jump out of the cupboard and begin fuckin her, while she screams and squirms around like rodeo on a bull. You must wait and see how long u can rodeo the bitch before she can escape. The boy who was orginally sexin the whore must film the act of Molesey rodeo, then u show it to all ur friends.

It must be done with best friends and a complete slag who u dont know. It also must be done in doggy style.

boy 1: hey baby wanna come back 2 mine
Girl: yeah

(At the house they begin to have sex)

Boy 1: ahhh baby im about to cum...RODEO!!

(Boy 2 jumps out of the cupboard and begins to have sex with the slag)

Boy 2: woooooooooo baby, ur a frisky one...this is the longest ive given a Molesey Rodeo for

Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boy 1: Shit this is the best Molesey rodeo ive ever seen


(Later that nght)

Boy 1: Hey mate, watch this
Boy 2: Yeah i gave this bitch a Molesey rodeo for 13 seconds!!

All their friends proceed to watch the video and then all cheer and buy the rodeo boys a beer

by Sam Awadalla December 11, 2006

University Of Rhode Island

coolest school ever!! Were going Down the Line, Getting Wicked Cocked, we can go to Bonnet, smoke some Cloves, and just Party it Up like we do EVERYNIGHT!!!

If You Want To Have Fun, Come Here!

by D-Money December 8, 2004

rodeo sex

A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!

(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)

Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then

~~sex~~

<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds

~~penetration is lost~~

<Adam>12 seconds, result!

(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)

by Wozza Worrell July 25, 2008

Rodeo Fuck

When the male first sticks his cock into either the ass or vagina, he then says to his partner your Sister, Mom, best friends, etc. (whatever will work best to achieve the angry reaction desired) Pussy/Ass is so much tighter. Then hold on for as long as you can trying to achieve climax. Then get the hell out of there.

Julies Dad shot and killed Charlie when he walked in on them and saw Charlie performing a rodeo fuck on his little princess.

by Greggae January 29, 2010