tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis

His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex

by BOOBS!"£$ March 7, 2018

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Flefasaurus Rex

A Flefasaurus Rex Is A Preistoric Animal That Lived Over 70 Million Years Ago! Unfortunatley They Were Hunted To Extinction By It's Main Predator, The Worm!

Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.

1) "Jerry, quick! Over here, I found something!"

"What is it Dave? This better be good!"

"I think I found a fossil"

"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"

2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)

by SuperMike455 August 1, 2012

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Dinglesaurus Rex

A large T-Rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like 'Dingles!' or 'Bungus!'

See also: Cockaraptor

Man 1: "Dude, I had this crazy dream i was being chased by a Dinglesaurus Rex"
Man 2: "Shut the hell up Steve, You're a cunt."

by PatH93 December 10, 2011

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Bernasaurus Rex

A rare species that appears when large individuals named Bernie become intoxicated and create a disaster.

Oh shit, here comes Bernasaurus Rex. Take anything fragile off the shelves.

by TFT152 June 30, 2011

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Rex Viper

James Rolfe's mid life crisis band that covers retro video game and movie soundtracks. The band is not well coordinated and is not taken very seriously by the majority of onlookers.

I'm surprised Justin didn't fall through the stage at the most recent Rex Viper concert.

by daddyjenkins August 24, 2022

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