Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

Jeff Reardon

verb
The act of owing someone $3.16, Jeff 'The Terminator' Reardon's career ERA.

Noun
Any male born in the year 1979.

(1.) Yo, bitch, you owe me a Reardon and a Tony Pena. Shit.

(2.) Hey baby, you're a Virgo? I'm a Reardon. Maybe we should bone.

by Wade_Boggs June 24, 2005

Rear

Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.

Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!

by Redacted & Revised December 9, 2008

Rear Admiral

A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.

"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."

by Duckbutt May 28, 2006

refarted

Someone who is retarded but poeple say thsi word because they dotn liek to say retard.

You are so refarted for nto coming to the party.

by Jin Wook October 15, 2006

Refard

Kinda like retarted but more insulting. Short for "Re-Fucking-Tard. A refard would be the one to randomly burst out dancing and singing, or anything that even a retard would find retarded.

Hey, look at that retard making fun of that refard.

by Amil July 23, 2008

Regard

Short for regardless.

No matter what

Despite the influences of the environment

Originated in Kent, WA

Credits to Jory Davis - Man Weekend 2008

Also see: Regardless of the circumstances

greg: aye boy wuh guh
mike: dunno dude, blunts and breezies?
greg: regard
mike: gard

by wachadbros January 20, 2010