rifle report

The sound of dumping on some fools.

We blasted those niggas until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

Porno-Reboot

When you are looking at porn and someone is comeing toward you and try to close the internet but, it's not fast enough so you reboot the computer.

Example: I heard my mom coming to my room and the computer was frosen so I had to Porno-Reboot

by Dylan Collins March 6, 2009

retort

to display an example and/or to repeat.

well, allow me to retort!

by eddie May 23, 2005

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Remort

A normal person engaging in retarded behaviors. Sometimes known as a "Linskey"

John just pee'd in Mike's mom's panty drawer... What a remort

by telecomslave October 27, 2010

tps report

Toilet Paper Sheet reports.

As in : What your boss does with TPS reports.

by el_picardo February 27, 2004

colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008