Rat Rooter

Someone with a cock so small that they could actually have vaginal sex with a rat or any small rodent and not make them bleed.

Kayne's pee pee is so tiny i bet he couldn't even satisfy the rats that live in his roof... What a Rat Rooter.

by Stiffie Steve December 25, 2008

Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie

To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.

My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!

by Master Dan April 13, 2007

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by Ian humpwild July 3, 2003

Rotten Banana

When a man cuts off his penis, puts it in a trash can, then comes back two weeks later and beats his girlfriend with it.

After Sally pissed off Jim, he gave her a rotten banana.

by Cristler May 17, 2009

rotten bannana

After having anal sex with your partner you make him/her lick the shit off of your penis.

Rotten bannanas taste disgusting

by Don Weber March 28, 2008

Rooting

The act of finding a place full of stuff going through it and keeping the best stuff. Like american pickers but you dont have to pay

We were at this spot rooting and look what we came up on.

by fantomasversus June 1, 2016

Rotten Cotton

Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim

I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton

by Czszombie May 13, 2018