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1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions

This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.
Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.

Guy:2 the lions would win obviously

Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.

Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*

Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?
by HistoricalGlaceon May 8, 2021
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Pokemon

An evil brainwashing, childish franchise that swept the nation during the 90's and the first few years of the new millenium. Lost some popularity when other similar things came up, like Yu-Gi-Oh. The franchise is still being milked today.
"Dude, I just some new POKEMON cards!!!"

"Did you play the new POKEMON Fire-Red?!"
by Startpanicing May 25, 2005
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Pokémon Go

Guy 1: Hey, are you playing Pokémon Go?

Guy 2: Yeah, me and my gf are HOOKED!

Guy 1: Cool
by SupahSmashBoy July 14, 2016
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Pokemon go

A really stupid game that every one is playing
by Tazman 20180225 July 24, 2016
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pokemon community

A terrible site that was once actually visitable, now controlled by fascists who need lives desperately. There are 30 year olds there who like Ash Ketchum. Please don't go there. Often abbreviated as PC.
"Hey, do you like pokemon community?"
"No."
by The Rampage August 30, 2006
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Pokemonet

to make money by appealing to the
stupid human instinct to collect dumb things"
-S. Willison
2006
the study of pokemonet is brilliant!

Wanna buy this feather? GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!
by sketchpid August 31, 2006
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Pokemong

"Pokemong" is a name given to someone who loves Pokemon so much, that he/she's becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
This is seen as an addition to the given name, "Mong"; But as pokemon is included into the equation: It's more... offensive and exact.
A "Pokemong" is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
*A group of Pokemongs are referenced as "Pokemongae".*
Person 1: Hey dudes! Did you see the the Pokemon Movie in the cinema yet?? IT..IS...AMAZING! Mewtwo is just sooo cool, I got him on card! Who's your favourite pokemon? Is it.. Charmander, Squirtle, Charizard, Evee?? Or maybe...

Person 2: You are such a Pokemong now, Ash. Get with the times, Yu-Gi-Oh is the best!
by Ogran January 6, 2010
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