A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
Get the Muffle-me-puffer mug.Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
by 50NU5 February 21, 2014
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by crazymallardman December 30, 2015
Get the purple headed puffer fish mug.Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will
by oupitter January 12, 2021
Get the Pat a pufferblob day mug.A person who has to explode regularly. Sound threatening, but really is just trying to control people through angry emotional outbursts.
Also known as a narcissist manipulators!
Also known as a narcissist manipulators!
Once you've learned to overcome a dominating person you can think of them as a
" Huff 'n Puffer,"
And ignore their angry outbursts
" Huff 'n Puffer,"
And ignore their angry outbursts
by Lori's Stories February 26, 2021
Get the Huff 'n Puffer mug.A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.
"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"
by #big H July 26, 2022
Get the Devonshire cheek puffer mug.Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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