Private Information

None of your business

"What was that about eating goats alive?"

"Private information"

by John Whogiv Zafuk June 19, 2024

Abc Private School

Eeeeewwwww such bad place with stoopid peepil and kills you with boringness screw this gross place (ง'̀-'́)ง saiv me from this hell miss hibas voice makes me want to puke ewwwwwwww

Instead of using hell as a punishment, use Abc private school

by lizird man April 12, 2020

Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Private Jet

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.

Look at that private jet!

by cheeseofguava June 16, 2024

Private

You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.

Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023