Pretend

You think about good things and things you want to be true and live them.

"I pretend a lot when I'm in bed trying to sleep. I think that thinking about good things makes it easy to sleep."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Preben

Preben betyr at du er feit eller spiser mye mat

Fy faen du er så jævlig Preben, det eneste du gjør er å spise

by Preben (the fat one) March 23, 2020

passive aggressive present

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.

"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"

by LibertyBlue November 19, 2009

pretendo

A cheap rip-off "Nintendo" console/device that plays Nintendo or Nintendo-esque 8-bit games. Usually comes in extremely cheap packaging, is never found in retail stores, and runs on AA batteries with A/V outputs on the device.

dude 1: Dude, go play your Pretendo and shut up.
dude 2: I'll kick your ass at a game of Pac-Man...
dude 1: Mario Brothers.
dude 2: You're on.
dude 1: Well, as soon as you find it in this list of 76,000 duplicate games...

by Falcon4 October 7, 2006

Christmas Present

1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.

Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present

by Zix Esposito December 9, 2008

Pretend

To pay for an item or service in advance

The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Prehensile

Once used to describe an object that grasps like a tail, this is now used much like the word "Smuf" (as a noun, verb, adjective and so on). It is also commonly used as a substitute word in colloquial phrases.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the prehensile.

I do not com-prehensile this concept.

by myownshuriken February 5, 2010