The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
by Smashpotatoez January 06, 2022
Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night
Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher
Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher
by Wahidman December 17, 2013
When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.
by SomeWeirdGamer7 January 17, 2018
That Tom's potato was lit.
by Deeperdaddy7 November 26, 2016
About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.
Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.
by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009
Something that is of bad quality
Mainly used on the internet to describe pictures, videos or graphics
Mainly used on the internet to describe pictures, videos or graphics
That wallpaper is potato quality!
by You don't know me, honestly October 09, 2017
"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."
by your mother's tofu November 09, 2013