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Unlike other top schools, however, Pomona offers students a great quality of life to go along with the rigorous academics. Pomona College is located in sunny Southern California - a short car ride away from surfing at the beach, skiing at at the mountains, and shopping in LA. And while Pomona students enjoy small, discussion based class sizes characteristic of a small liberal arts college, the 5-College Consortium offers students the academic and social resources of a large university. A testament to the general happiness of the student body, Pomona has the highest freshman retention rate of any liberal arts college in the country (according to USNWR).
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A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.
by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009
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Two friends pass an attractive, shapely young woman waiting at a crosswalk.
Kellen: (quietly) Poon city.
A short while later they pass an obese, sweaty man waiting at a bus stop.
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