PORTI

It’s slimy and squishy and brown clumpy and yummy

Ps. Goes good with masala

Bhai Porti ara hai!

by Porti123 July 2, 2022

Porton

The pads for women

Although this is not a real word, you can use it if you want to, not like anyone will.
Jake is holding a bloody porton, and his face is dirty, how suspicious.

by Stupid Madeup Words September 3, 2022

portibling

Carrying your short friend named Steven

Friend 1: what the fuck are you doing with Steven
Friend 2: portibling

by Portiblingisfun February 12, 2023

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Portsoy

Portsoy is a small town in Aberdeenshire and it is known for the brilliant icecream shop and the old harbour. There is also a lot of mongos that run about the place like Rhys henderson James myron Travis sutherland and Nathan shepard otherthan them scoundrels the town is a great place to visit!

“have you ever been to portsoy”
“yeah, i seen rhys henderson the greasy bam! haha”

by cheekycheeks123 May 12, 2023

Portholing

When two prolapsed anuses touch each other

Steve and Greg had an amazing time portholing last night

by Bungwholer July 4, 2023

portia

portia is the name of a girl who teleports everywhere. you never see her arrive, and you never see her leave. she's just either there or she isn't. she probably doesn't exist in real life, she only exists when she needs to be there but in reality she's not even real. she also doesn't know the meaning of personal space, she literally teleports next to you and is literally just sitting there. she's literally a jumpscare. she's also really weird and posts her ugly feet on her insta and also posted a selfie where you can literally see the tank of the toilet in the background. also you don't pronounce it as por-sha, in this case you actually pronounce it literally how it's spelled - port-i-a.

"oh my god, you scared me! you literally teleported here out of nowhere! stop being such a portia!"

by a hairball August 10, 2023