Poon Repellant

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.

"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."

"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."

by Nope4810 May 15, 2005

Poon Tickler

A far better name for a moustache

Check out that guys poon tickler

by lovedempoonticklas September 02, 2009

poon wagon

A crappy purple Saturn belonging to a student

The group of kids piled into Chris Martin's car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.

by AITE_Student June 22, 2009

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless January 25, 2012

POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

by MOTTS May 19, 2006

Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 07, 2006