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poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.
"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"
by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021
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Posing

She wanted to look tough posing with her carbine in the picture.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things
by kaleidoscope23 July 2, 2021
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pøning

n. Norwegian expression for an annoyingly stupid and/or lame person.
by Pøning1 July 18, 2021
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Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.
That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.
by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
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