Pokeymen

you have to obtain all of them

POKEY MEN HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
OUR BRAVERY WILL HELP US A BIT
YOU EDUCATE ME AND I'LL EDUCATE YOU
POKEYMEN
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
POKEYMEN

by helpimstuckatschoolandimbored March 23, 2022

pokeypenn

a white cat with orange hair wearing a yellow sweater

DO NOT APPROACH AT ALL COSTS

Person 1: Hey look at my cool cat

Person 2: That's pokeypenn

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK (Grabs it by the head and throws it at a nearby wall)

by scrimbobimbo April 12, 2022

Pokey

A knife 🔪

Yo bro he talking mad hot but its aii, cuz i got the pokey on me

by Negrokiller June 18, 2022

Pankey

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.

"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!

by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022

Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.

Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy

by Dyldonator May 12, 2022

Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy

by Day Tripper. August 26, 2022

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022