Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with a female.

Oh, George is such a piper.

by SuckOnMyMuffin December 13, 2018

Piper

Piper is an amazing girl and she’s very funny. She has brown hair and brown eyes. Piper is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.. Yes she does has a little bit more energy then anyone I know but I still love her. She’s very caring and sweet:)<3

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: That’s piper she’s the best!

by urmomlovescheese May 8, 2022

Piper Wilkes

A boy who is often acting homosexual with his friends. He is considered perverse and really annoying.

"Wow, He's such a Piper Wilkes."

by Joe Hama March 20, 2022

The Pipers Beak

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin

'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

Piper

An amazing beautiful girl who doesn't see it but is extremely cute and funny. She's someone who you should love no matter the cause, and if your able to make sure to marry her asap

Person 1: "piper is so cute"
Person 2: "I would have to agree"

by _Onlyth3truth_ December 11, 2021

Phoebe Piper

A Zesty Person Who Loves People With The Last Name Stacy

“Bro that’s so Zesty”
“I know right their such a Phoebe Piper”

by BigTrev March 11, 2023