the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.
by credcarol6 January 4, 2023
Peyton Schaefer is a good man.
by LilDOfficial May 4, 2022
The most handsome mother fucker alive. He usually dates asian bitches. one of them cheated on him 3 times.
by spedster? December 2, 2019
by Yo mama house in her bedroom February 2, 2023
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer
by The Player For The Girls April 28, 2019
=Loser
A thirteen year old girl that acts like a newborn and she has elf ears. She also likes her cat, sometimes. Watch out she punches. Certified bad ass. Also referred to as: plankton, PlayStation, plantation, poker, pollypocket, Plato, pet, pinnapple
A thirteen year old girl that acts like a newborn and she has elf ears. She also likes her cat, sometimes. Watch out she punches. Certified bad ass. Also referred to as: plankton, PlayStation, plantation, poker, pollypocket, Plato, pet, pinnapple
by smdney December 23, 2022