Pervert

pervs are usually really ugly and gross. the reason they are pervs is because they cant get some so they turn into pervs so that at least can pretend to get some to their friends but really... no girl would ever allow it to happen

Omg! That old guy on the bench is such a pervert!

by Awesome JSA-er November 9, 2010

perverty

The stage where a guy hits a new all time low of pervertedness, including jokes, thoughts, and comments. Usually lasts anywhere between one month to a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, what's wrong with John?

Girl 2: He's finally going through perverty.

by Easel Shimmy Kin June 8, 2011

perver

(n) 1) A person with a soiled, unholy mind.
2) A friend of Casey's who is particularly dirty-minded.
3) A supporter of Uchiha incest, particularly Itachi x Sasuke.
4) Laura.
var: adj: perverish adv: perverly
(derived from the English "pervert" by Casey, who needs to work on her typing skills.)

Laura is a perver for joining the Uchihacest Fanclub.

by L May 23, 2004

perveted old man

An old man that suffers from a severe case of pedophilia and goes about forcing his wang onto young girls often he can be quoted as saying "YES SUCK IT, SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT!!!!"

see the "Immoral Sisters" series

Tommie Wilson was walkin' home one day and he happened to come across an old hobo who in turn forced Tommie to "SUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HILT"

by TIM AND JACOB March 26, 2004

perverate

to ride around in shopping carts at Wal-mart after midnight

WOW Sue, you sure did perverate alot with him last weekend!

by Lachrisha September 24, 2007

Pervertise

To pervertise on someone is to act like a pervert around him, to keep touching him in unappropriated places.

To pervertise someone is to make him a pervert by insisting too much on him, or just by pervertizing on him.

Jim kept pervertizing on my when we were alone, watching a DVD together.

Ben pervertised my younger brother, his sexual behavior is now abnormal!!

by yo-the-ho December 27, 2008

Perverse Psychology

Being brutally and truthfully honest with an individual (in a humourous way) with no intention of changing the person at all. In the end having the person laughing about their own faults and inadequacies. Unlike reverse psychology where you say the opposite to get the result you want.

Me: We laughed so hard at Jake trying to understand big words...dumb fuck doesn’t get it
Friend: is he gonna learn?
Me: no. It’s just funny. Right Jake?
Jake: so funny.
Friend: that’s perverse psychology?
Jake: huh?

by Bushido711 January 16, 2019