Ski Patrol

Ski patrol is when one guy sits in the middle of 2 other guys and jerks them off. Similar to skiing.

Kyle sat between julian and nick and ski patrolled em.

by 911insidetrabajo November 17, 2018

PAW Patrol

The show that aired on Nickelodeon that is BAD and breaks the laws of physics and gravity.

My brother likes PAW Patrol, but I don't.

by Diminished Buzzer October 2, 2021

fag patrol

A group of gays on mopeds that think they're so awesome.

OMG! Look, it's the Fag patrol run!

by PetePimp July 26, 2006

cock block patrol

A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.

You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

Nissan patrol

Often looses 4wd ability midway through a camping trip to the beach and has to be towed along with the camper out by a real 4wd

"Hey mate my Nissan patrol has lost 4wd and i keep getting bogged in the sand."
Its ok i'll hook your patrol and your camper up to my real 4wd "the challenger" and tow you out of the sand

by Wolfman88 February 15, 2019

patrol

Scouting the area for potential persons of the opposite sex... looking to engage in some for of sexual activity.

Guy1: Yo... where all the girls at?
Guy2: Hit you back when im done patrolin'

by Blazen Hazen July 17, 2006

pussay patrol

Paddy and Luke's well known fanny fucking gang that will fuck any beaure that moves. There penis' are big as whales and can knock down an aeroplane with a cum shot.

The pussay patrol gave it to me up the ass

by Fanny Lick December 18, 2011