Buried my parakeet

A morbid way of saying that you got laid, by inserting your genitalia into another's.

Chad 1: WAZZZUUPPP MA DUDE, HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
Chad 2: DUUUUUDE, I BURIED MY PARAKEET LAST NIGHT!!
Chad 1: DUDEEE, MY RIP'S :'(
Chad 2: DUDEEE, BY THAT I MEAN THAT I GOT LAID! WITH A 8/10 MAY I ADD
Chad 1: EPIC DUDEEE

by MarnaTheDweller March 28, 2020

Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

Sivanujan Sivaji Paramesawaran

Hasn’t eaten in 5 years and stains from Asda

Sivanujan sivaji paramesawaran has got main character energy

by Minal Bhati May 31, 2022

whore parade

consists of:brittany, taylor, ali, lark, meghann at our high school; all are drunk cumdumpsters

look its the whore parade

by blakinok January 11, 2009

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

parakeeting

parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on Downton Abbey."

by M. Mamoon November 5, 2014

parapets

One thing is know for sure they are definitely parapets, Dennis is the only one who knows their true purpose.

Well, they're parapets. This much we know for sure.

You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs your from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are.
Your score was: -1

by LlamaX2 January 14, 2004