pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

Pinching bag

Used to describe a person who is abnormally vulnerable to pinching or a victim of accessive domestic pinching.

Elouise stop it! what do you think I am! A pinching bag?

Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.

by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019

Pinching my whiskers

When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority

Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.

by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019

Punchin' Judy

The act of performing and/or receiving a hand job with a sock puppet.

My highschool girlfriend and I were one caught Punchin' Judy in the maze of a Chuck E. Cheese.

by Pantseroff Jherkinoff August 11, 2019

pinching george

When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.

“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”

by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019

Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021

Ponching Up

Ponch Up- This term is used when one is putting a rain poncho on themself usually in preparation for imminent rainfall. It is similar to “Put a poncho on” though that is far longer.

Hey man you should ponch up. It’s about to rain.

Look at those storm clouds. I’m ponching up.

by Jturn96111 November 20, 2021