Personality Profiling

I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.

I.e. assuming that:

Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.

Someone who watches cartoons is immature.

Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.

Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.

A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.

♡BorealisBits

"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"

"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."

by ToriBorealis May 13, 2014

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lock profiles

To romantically connect social profiles, most notably facebook, wherein two people mutually change their relationship status with a link to each other's profile. From, when couples 'lock hands' when walking in public. It has become the norm for people to do this simultaneously or near-simultaneously as a soft announcement to their social circles that they are officially a couple.

I saw in my feed that Sam and Pat decided to lock profiles this morning.

by brodod May 29, 2014

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