Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.

"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"

by bscaller September 23, 2019

Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.

Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.

by AAAyes October 29, 2022

Professional Peedubber

Strategic Planner

Todd Gilligan is fast becoming one of the world best Professional Peedubbers

by Todd Gilligan September 25, 2010

Professional

Some Crazy ass Nigga who doxxed me

Professional is his own Government

by Skylar P Berwart April 9, 2025

Professional 'Ho'

A professional 'ho', is a woman in the rap game with bars.
They sing about their coochies, vaginas, cat, vulva, punani. The whole thing, they have to mention their privates in any way.

This girl is a professional 'ho'. And this is a ho with BARS!!!!!

by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

Professional hottie

1. A hot, educated, female in her mid 20s that sports high wasted skirts and heels for her day job.

2. A hottie who blindsides you with her intellegence.

Amanda, you need to hook me up with your friend Ashley from work, she’s a professional hottie.

by ChipotleAddict27 May 31, 2018