Pms

piss myself

“omf y’all ... do u remember when zach tried to ride jacob’s skateboard and did an ollie then nailed himself in the nuts? that shit made me pms

by calicami May 15, 2018

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pms

pms= Pissing My Self

can be used as an emotion whilst texting, as well as an alternative to “lol”

“Earlier when I was with my boyfriend he dropped his ice cream all over himself, i was pms”

by cdawgg May 20, 2025

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PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

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