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Pattycake

Pattycake is a fat ass. A fat booty. A big badonkadonk. A huge cake.
"Damn, Krystal got a pattycake! I'd hit that pattycake any day!" Said John to his friend Nick.
by newbbeeb April 12, 2014
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krabby patty

refers to disease-ridden female gentalia
Dude, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that chick's krabby patty!!
by Nooch333 March 2, 2007
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Patty Melt

I was cleaning pussy juice off my face after that Buffarilla gave me a patty melt.
by Sameolde July 8, 2016
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smack patty

1.SMACKa quick sharp noise which can be made by rapidly compressing or penetrating a penis against or into a PATTYa little pie / mound in this case a clean shaven wet vagina.

2. A hot wet vagina typically clean shaven allowing a "smack" sound to be present upon each cock thrust.
I love banging her hot little smack patty.

She loves my sewing maching ass powering my shaft as it relentlessly pounds in and out of her helpless smack patty.
by pie master August 12, 2006
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fat patty

My english teacher likes to touch her fat patty in class.
by SarJu April 4, 2003
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Patty

A patty is another name for a girl.

However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys

A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.

Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever

Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”

Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”

Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring
by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022
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poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously
Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!
by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009
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