Penish

The fraction of a penny musicians receive for streaming service royalties

My band’s Spotify streaming Penishes are really adding up!

by BandName February 21, 2023

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Parishree

Parishree is the baby of the group. She will crack the worst jokes, but will always make you laugh. She narrates her whole life to every single person and gets attached quickly. All the guys fall for her.

Me: I just met her yesterday, but after talking to her I felt like I have known her for my entire life.
Them: Oh! She must be a Parishree!

by Cawfeee January 23, 2023

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Peripheral Anguish

Peripheral anguish is a profound emotional state characterized by intense feelings of pain, distress, and suffering that are felt at the edge of one's consciousness. It is a sense of deep unease and discomfort that lingers just beyond the reach of conscious awareness, yet remains a constant presence in one's life. Peripheral anguish can manifest in many forms, including anxiety, depression, loneliness, and a sense of emptiness or meaninglessness. It is the feeling of being lost in the world, disconnected from others and oneself, and struggling to find a sense of purpose or direction. This type of anguish can be particularly insidious, as it can go unnoticed and unaddressed for extended periods, leading to a sense of hopelessness and despair. Those who experience peripheral anguish may feel trapped in a cycle of emotional pain, unable to break free from its grip. It is a powerful and debilitating force that can have a profound impact on an individual's well-being, making it crucial to seek help and support to overcome it.

I feel this overwhelming upset, that can only be described as some sort of peripheral anguish.

by @thatonesalamanderforeal April 23, 2023

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Peripherally associated

It's like 100% now! YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? COME ON SHIT-HEAD! FIGURE IT OUT! WHERE'S THE KINETIC THROUGH-LINE? ARE YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE!? YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS!?

Hym "Seriously! Are you DUMB!? HOW DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THE ISSUE IS HERE? ANYONE PERIPHERALLY ASSOCIATED! I've explained it to you a MILLION different ways and you still don't seem to get the picture! Really guys... YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT! THAT ISN'T REALITY FOR YOU! WHY DO YOU KEEP LETTING THIS HAPPEN TO YOURSELVES!? YOUR WIFE IS GONE NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT! DO YOU GET IT!? DO YOU SEE!? HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS NEED TO HAPPEN FOR YOU TO GET THE PICTURE!? HOW GOOD IS YOUR OBJECT PERMANENCE NOW FUCK-FACE!? JESUS CHRIST!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND How YOU don't understand! Did the light bulb turn on yet? Do you get it now!? Oooooh man! 😮 💨 I mean... You though it was a game... I AIN'T A GAME. You though I was a joke... ANYONE I EVEN VAGUELY SPEAK POSITIVELY TOWARDS GET TAKEN DOWN! 100% ON THEM. I'M BETTER THAN A DEATH NOTE. Because I don't even need to say your name anymore. I'm like if Makima and Light had a baby who combined both of their powers. Really, hurry it up. Figure it out. This has been over for years. I'm tired of waiting for the thing to catch up. Let's go! You're only hurting yourself by doing this to me."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

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Parishville Party Gag

Parishville party gag

"It is the act of stealthily replacing your deployed tampon with an unused party popper. Then asking your boyfriend to pull the string and remove the fake tampon in hopes of having sex."

"I was about to get my red wings last night, but she pulled a Parishville party gag on me."

by Rezboy sunday October 13, 2023

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